i burn calories by insulting them
“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”
(via hotboyproblems)
if i marry someone attractive and our kids end up with my face i’m going to be seriously pissed
(via hotboyproblems)
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
(via bongloadsandbroadway)