jellyfish,weed & happy shit.

Shayna. Kush.
17.
I wanna go live in Paris.

squidwurd:

squidwurd:

i burn calories by insulting them

“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”

(via hotboyproblems)

au-rev0ir:

if i marry someone attractive and our kids end up with my face i’m going to be seriously pissed

(via hotboyproblems)

doctor:are you sexually active
me:i'm not even physically active

hotboyproblems:

i hate people but i want them all to love me u feel

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

(via bongloadsandbroadway)

at least the internet has 0 calories

(Source: teensensation, via okusuck)

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